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The Man
"A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on."- Fred Allen - Comedian
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
- Woody Allen
"Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in."
- Kimpley Amis - British novelist
"The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one."
- Anonymous
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
- Anonymous
"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."
- Honore de Balzac
"The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin."
- Honore DeBalzac
"In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home."
- Dave Barry
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot."
- Elayne Boosler
"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."
- F. Borquin
"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."
- David Brinkley
"The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him."
- Leo J. Burke
"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you."
- Mrs. Patrick Cambell - to a man
"Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall."
- David Chambless
"The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman."
- Samuel Tayler Coleridge
"If a man stays away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life."
- Lord Darking - British Judge
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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