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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells
> you about what had happened in the past.
> Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study
> history.
> Teacher: Why?
> Student: There is no future in it.
> Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask
> him for $6, how much would your father still have?
> Ted : $10.
> Teacher : You don't know maths.
> Ted : You don't know my father!
> Mother : David, come here.
> David : Yes, mum?
> Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results
> are getting worse.
> David : But I will only get my report book
> tomorrow.
> Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong
> Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
> Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
> Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
> Father : So?
> Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on
> Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her
> mind, how do I know the right answer?
> A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and
> daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly,
> there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete
> silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
> Daughter : It's mummy!
> Father : How do you know?
> Daughter : She didn't say anything.
> Girl: Do you love me?
> Boy: Yes Dear
> Girl: Would you die for me?
> Boy: No, mine is undying love
> Man: How old is your father?
> Boy: As old as me
> Man: How can that be?
> Boy: He became a father only when I was born
> Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's
> leg.
> Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu
> card.
> Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog'
> is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
> Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
> Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible
> to teach you anything!
> Son : That's why I say she's no good!
> Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
> Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
> Teacher: 'Which part?'
> Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
> A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference
> between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
> Only one hand shot up.
> 'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
> ''unlawful' is when u do something the law
> doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick
> eagle.'
> Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
> Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
> Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
> Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
> A boy came home from school with his exam results.
> 'What did u get?' asked his father.
> 'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
> 'What do u mean 'under water'?'
> 'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
> Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good
> laugh! for health
> you about what had happened in the past.
> Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study
> history.
> Teacher: Why?
> Student: There is no future in it.
> Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask
> him for $6, how much would your father still have?
> Ted : $10.
> Teacher : You don't know maths.
> Ted : You don't know my father!
> Mother : David, come here.
> David : Yes, mum?
> Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results
> are getting worse.
> David : But I will only get my report book
> tomorrow.
> Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong
> Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
> Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
> Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
> Father : So?
> Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on
> Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her
> mind, how do I know the right answer?
> A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and
> daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly,
> there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete
> silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
> Daughter : It's mummy!
> Father : How do you know?
> Daughter : She didn't say anything.
> Girl: Do you love me?
> Boy: Yes Dear
> Girl: Would you die for me?
> Boy: No, mine is undying love
> Man: How old is your father?
> Boy: As old as me
> Man: How can that be?
> Boy: He became a father only when I was born
> Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's
> leg.
> Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu
> card.
> Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog'
> is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
> Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
> Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible
> to teach you anything!
> Son : That's why I say she's no good!
> Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
> Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
> Teacher: 'Which part?'
> Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
> A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference
> between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
> Only one hand shot up.
> 'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
> ''unlawful' is when u do something the law
> doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick
> eagle.'
> Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
> Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
> Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
> Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
> A boy came home from school with his exam results.
> 'What did u get?' asked his father.
> 'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
> 'What do u mean 'under water'?'
> 'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
> Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good
> laugh! for health
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Nice one i enjoyed this joke
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| sara_narasimhan | Laugh for Health | 2 | Dec 30 2008, 2:37 AM EST by charu_01 | ||
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Nice and funny
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